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A broken link to StarMagazine.com is keeping me from spilling all the details about Angelina Jolie’s alleged “secret tummy tuck.”  I don’t know about you, but I smell something fishy here, and it’s not because someone forgot to use feminine wash this morning.

It seems that after giving birth to her new twins, the A-List actress went under the knife in “undercover.” Here’s what a postscript on Google News said: “Angelina Jolie is out of hiding and looking fabulous, thanks to some hush-hush surgery. After three tough months, Brad Pitt’s partner has emerged from her …” It cuts off at that, and, to our luck, the link to the full story seems to be broken and the main site is said to be “under construction.”

Now I’m not usually the one to make lofty speculations, but something just doesn’t seem right here.  For starters, there are no other sources in the internet (believe me, I’ve looked to no avail).  This may just mean that the news is too fresh so people haven’t really been updated about it, and all that stuff about broken links are just pure coincidence.  But, then again, it could also point to Jolie’s power over the press.  Being one of the most influential figures in the world, she surely holds enough influence–if not her, then her publicist– to force a retraction and shut an entire site down (or “re-construct” it), at least for the time being.  We may never know if she’s cool with letting the whole world know that she too is an advocate of plastic surgery, but being as revered as her, having cosmetic surgery attached to her name certainly deducts some points off of her image.

We’ll probably see this whole thing unfold in no time, and so this rambling of mine would end up being futile.  But there’s also the possibility that through some shady deals, Jolie would have successfully pulled some strings to have this story prematurely fade away into blog-fodder obscurity.  So, if you ask me, it’s a conspiracy! And it’s about time something interesting actually happens in the world of Hollywood.  I’m sick of having to write about Britney Spears’ Starbucks rendezvous or Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend.

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With the millions they make, they can afford to eat steak everyday. But for the sake of art (and their career), they choose to go on drastic diets to look alarmingly and unattractively skinny!

Ewan McGregor. To stay faithful to the character of a heroin addict Mark Renton in the 1996 adaptation Trainspotting, Ewan McGregor had to get super thin.

Christian Bale. He had to lose 62 pounds for his role in The Machinist. His character had chronic insomnia than turned him into skin and bones. To play the part, Christian Bale had to ingest no more than 300 calories everyday for four months. After this film, he got back to his hulking physique for Batman Begins.

Emile Hirsch. To play the iconic Chris McCandless is a real challenge. Director and screenwriter Sean Penn wanted to stay faithful to the real story as much as possible. Hence, Hirsch lost weight not only because his character actually did, but because the filming itself was rigorous and physically demanding.

Cate Blanchett. She played Bob Dylan in the biopic I’m Not There. Not only is it difficult to play a male character when you have Blanchett’s hourglass body, but Bob Dylan was really a thin guy. So to play an authentic Bob Dylan, Cate had to be extra skinny.

Anna Faris. Just last year, she played a pothead in the film Smiley Face. Since you can’t have a thin pothead, Farris appeared chubby for the film. But this year, her role as a Playboy bunny in House Bunny demanded that she gets extra thin and sexy.

Colin Farrell. Some people were alarmed to see this hot star’s bulky and sexy build turn into a thin stick for a role. He lost 40 pounds for Triage. His role as a war photographer demands that he gets super thin.

Their willingness to sacrifice their diet and play with their appearance shows their dedication to their art. We all just hope that their health does not suffer.

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Following the success of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford commented last Friday that George lucas is in “think mode” about the next Indiana Jones flick.

The last installment, which grossed over $783.7 million worldwide, was met with great success, so “it’s not surprising that some people want to do it again,” says Ford who is now 66-years-old.  It appears that the plot is being worked on right now, hopefully George doesn’t mess this one up like what he did with Star Wars.  Though, in retrospect, despite mixed feelings about the last Indy film (which fans said was either great or a little cheesy) it wasn’t as much of a stinkbomb as the Star Wars prequels, namely Episode 1 and 2 (I should mention Episode 3 as a sort of saving grace since it wasn’t as bad, but I didn’t think it was that great either).

No word yet on who will be playing the hero.  Rumors have been flying around about Shia LaBeouf being given torch, but it’s all speculation right now.  It’d be cool to see Ford come back as an elder sage-like character, sort of like Sean Connery in The Last Crusade, but I guess I’m getting ahead of myself.  Then again, my concern is not centered on who’s playing who, but who’s plotting what for the next Indy film.  Frankly, I’m looking at George Lucas’ track record with some misgivings.  I know he was capable of producing something as great as the first Star Wars movies, though I wish he’d let someone with fresher ideas, and who’s more in touch with today’s standards, have a crack at the story.

In related news, the DVD and Blu-Ray for Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull comes out October 14.  Happy viewing!

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Celebrities are always doing something stupid, yes, we all know.  So here’s a homage to some the best mug shots of famous celebrities, who remind us that celebrities really “always do something stupid every day.”  I know there are way, way more celebrity mug shots out there, some are probably better than the ones found in this list, but, hey, I’m writing this so shut the hell up!  But seriously, it’d take forever if I listed everything, and I’m not that bored.

Lindsay Lohan – It’s no mystery that “LiLo” (I hate how they do that first and last name crap) was arrested for being a cokehead.  It’s just a nice picture to start off this list. 

Michael Jackson – The King of Pop just couldn’t be satisfied in grabbing his own balls.  He just had to grab someone else’s too; a tiny set of under-aged balls at that.

Bill Gates – Whoever said that the former President and CEO of Microsoft was the archetype of all geeks and nerd?  This billionaire bad boy was locked up by the po-pos for DUI and driving without a license.

Hugh Grant – This “wanker” was both at the wrong place and the wrong time and was infinitesimally stupid.  Despite being married to one of the hottest women who walks the Earth, Elizabeth Hurley, he still went around whoring in L.A. That’s what I call divine justice.

Lil kim – This nip slipping—or rather boob splaying– rapstar was arrested for possession of marijuana.

Nick Nolte – This ghastly mug shot was taken when the actor, who has definitely seen better days, was arrested for DUI. 

Paris Hilton – Even in her mug shot she still looks hot!  The former heiress, and nighshot goddess was cuffed and taken in due to suspicions of DUI.

Kid Rock – This trailer pimp turned transient rockstar was arrested for brawling at a bar.

Charles Barkley – Sir Charles sometimes lets his big mouth get the best of him.  He was arrested a while back for disorderly conduct.

Mel Gibson – The notoriously anti-Semitist actor/director was arrested for DUI and cursing all Jews.  That is one evil looking and scary ass racist!

James Brown – Probably among the most lurid mug shots in history; the “I Feel Good” singer was arrested for domestic violence when he allegedly shoved his wife to the ground during a heated argument.  

Yasmine Bleeth – Looking at the picture, you don’t have to be a forensic investigator to know that someone had one too many hits for one night.

Macaulay Culkin – No, he wasn’t taken in for being grossly annoying in his movies.  His arrest happened years later when the once wholesome child-star decided to choke on the bong. 

Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man was arrested some years back for being under the influence of an unknown “stimulant.” 

Paul Reubens – What do you expect to find in an adult theater?  Of course you’re going to see grown men whacking off.  So either Paul Reubens was just unlucky to get caught, or our beloved children’s television show host was set up.

George Carlin – Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, was arrested for saying “seven dirty words” on television during one of his most famous skits.  Way to stick it to the man George!

Larry King – The king of talk has some skeletons in his closet.  He was arrested for grand larceny.

Heather Locklear – The latest addition to our collection.  Locklear was arrested for DUI and going haywire on a California highway.

David Bowie – The infamously bisexual rockstar was arrested for possession of marijuana.

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