Angelina Jolie’s “Undercover” Plastic Surgery Stirs a Conspiracy?

A broken link to StarMagazine.com is keeping me from spilling all the details about Angelina Jolie’s alleged “secret tummy tuck.”  I don’t know about you, but I smell something fishy here, and it’s not because someone forgot to use feminine wash this morning.

It seems that after giving birth to her new twins, the A-List actress went under the knife in “undercover.” Here’s what a postscript on Google News said: “Angelina Jolie is out of hiding and looking fabulous, thanks to some hush-hush surgery. After three tough months, Brad Pitt’s partner has emerged from her …” It cuts off at that, and, to our luck, the link to the full story seems to be broken and the main site is said to be “under construction.”

Now I’m not usually the one to make lofty speculations, but something just doesn’t seem right here.  For starters, there are no other sources in the internet (believe me, I’ve looked to no avail).  This may just mean that the news is too fresh so people haven’t really been updated about it, and all that stuff about broken links are just pure coincidence.  But, then again, it could also point to Jolie’s power over the press.  Being one of the most influential figures in the world, she surely holds enough influence–if not her, then her publicist– to force a retraction and shut an entire site down (or “re-construct” it), at least for the time being.  We may never know if she’s cool with letting the whole world know that she too is an advocate of plastic surgery, but being as revered as her, having cosmetic surgery attached to her name certainly deducts some points off of her image.

We’ll probably see this whole thing unfold in no time, and so this rambling of mine would end up being futile.  But there’s also the possibility that through some shady deals, Jolie would have successfully pulled some strings to have this story prematurely fade away into blog-fodder obscurity.  So, if you ask me, it’s a conspiracy! And it’s about time something interesting actually happens in the world of Hollywood.  I’m sick of having to write about Britney Spears’ Starbucks rendezvous or Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend.

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October 8th, 2008

George Lucas Ponders on the Next Indiana Jones

Following the success of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford commented last Friday that George lucas is in “think mode” about the next Indiana Jones flick.

The last installment, which grossed over $783.7 million worldwide, was met with great success, so “it’s not surprising that some people want to do it again,” says Ford who is now 66-years-old.  It appears that the plot is being worked on right now, hopefully George doesn’t mess this one up like what he did with Star Wars.  Though, in retrospect, despite mixed feelings about the last Indy film (which fans said was either great or a little cheesy) it wasn’t as much of a stinkbomb as the Star Wars prequels, namely Episode 1 and 2 (I should mention Episode 3 as a sort of saving grace since it wasn’t as bad, but I didn’t think it was that great either).

No word yet on who will be playing the hero.  Rumors have been flying around about Shia LaBeouf being given torch, but it’s all speculation right now.  It’d be cool to see Ford come back as an elder sage-like character, sort of like Sean Connery in The Last Crusade, but I guess I’m getting ahead of myself.  Then again, my concern is not centered on who’s playing who, but who’s plotting what for the next Indy film.  Frankly, I’m looking at George Lucas’ track record with some misgivings.  I know he was capable of producing something as great as the first Star Wars movies, though I wish he’d let someone with fresher ideas, and who’s more in touch with today’s standards, have a crack at the story.

In related news, the DVD and Blu-Ray for Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull comes out October 14.  Happy viewing!

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October 6th, 2008

Britney Spears Has a Sex Tape For Sale

 

Celebrity sex-tapes go hand in hand with notoriety.  Some say that it all started with Pam and Tommy Lee, while recent claims suggest that celebrities doing the nasty in front the camera dates back as far as Marylyn Monroe and President Kennedy.  But no matter how far you’d want to trace back this pseudo-porn lineage, it seems that a rather eventful culmination is upon us.  Britney Spears, the tabloid queen, the paparazzi princess, and, most importantly, the woman who most men want to see naked but are too ashamed to admit it, reportedly has her own sex tape.  

Everybody’s eyes are on Adnan Ghalib right now.  Apparently, he’s a papprazo who used to date Spears last year.  The two had a kind of on and off relationship, but during the times when they were together, specifically during one night when Spears was getting all raunchy with just a pink wig and absolutely nothing else, it seems that Ghalib caught it all on tape.  Now, he’s trying to turn this “home movie” into a heap of cash by auctioning it off to the highest bidder.

The video is about 2 hours long, and was taken while the ex-couple was on vacation in Mexico.  Following the Britney timeline, the said liaison occurred “just days after Spears was hospitalised following a stand-off with Los Angeles police when she refused to hand back her sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline after a scheduled visit.”  

No word yet on Ghalib’s motives, except the more obvious one that suggests he’s a gauche and greedy bastard.

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September 30th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Wed

Hollywood couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Adams got married in Canada on Saturday. It was a private ceremony in a remote wilderness outside of Vancouver, B.C., attended by only a handful of close friends and relatives.

The famous bombshell got Engaged to Alanis Morisette’s ex Ryan Adams in May. The couple have been dating for less than a year, shortly after Ryan Reynold’s split from the famous recording artist. Johansson became famous not only becuase of her stunning looks, but someher movies also made a mark in Hollywood history too. In her early days as an actress she bagan dating Benicio del Torro, and she has also been hooked with other actors such as Josh Hartnett. Reynolds hit the Hollywood scene through his D-list comedic stints, National Lampoon movie contracts, and other fairly rated movies as well. Throughout the years, his career has blossomed and made him land skits in SNL and MadTV, and mainly because he started dating Scarlet Johansson.

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September 29th, 2008

Heather Locklear Has a Meltdown

 

Yet another celebrity meltdown occurred this weekend.  This time, it’s Heather Locklear who’s under the critical eye of the masses as she was arrested last Saturday at around 5 PM after California Highway Patrol officers found her parked car blocking traffic in Montecito, California, near Santa Barbara.

An unidentified “Good Samaritan” was the one who called 911, reporting Locklear’s disturbing behavior while at the wheel.  The actress was seen in a parking lot “driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine.”  Then she was later seen, by the same woman, making a ruckus in the middle of the highway.  It was then that the freaked out citizen decided to call 911.  

“The citizen became concerned when Ms. Locklear exited her vehicle and stumbled into the traffic lane,” said one California Highway Patrol officer.

Locklear appeared rather out of it when the authorities arrived at the scene.  Their initial guess was that the former sex-icon who Wayne and Garth “schwinged” to was chugging the barrel, but after a sobriety test, it was confirmed that she was just hung-over.  ”Although obvious impairment was exhibited during the tests, alcohol was ruled out as a factor,” stated another officer.  Though, this didn’t stop them from arresting Locklear with suspicion of driving under the influence.  

“She was evaluated by a drug recognition expert, who concluded Ms. Locklear was under the influence of a controlled substance, and could not safely operate a motor vehicle,” added an officer.  They chose not to reveal exactly what kind of “controlled substances” she was under, and her publicist refused to comment on the situation, which leaves our curiosity dangling on a cliff.

Eventually, the actress was released with a $5,000 bail after spending the night in the Santa Barbara county jail.

The cause for all this mishap, no one knows.  Maybe it had something to do with her checking in a rehabilitation center last June, or it may have been the long-term effects of her falling out with her ex-husband Charlie Sheen.  Regardless, we’re just going to have to sit tight and wait for revelations.

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September 29th, 2008