Celebrity Mug Shot Collection, EXPOSED
Celebrities are always doing something stupid, yes, we all know. So here’s a homage to some the best mug shots of famous celebrities, who remind us that celebrities really “always do something stupid every day.” I know there are way, way more celebrity mug shots out there, some are probably better than the ones found in this list, but, hey, I’m writing this so shut the hell up! But seriously, it’d take forever if I listed everything, and I’m not that bored.
Lindsay Lohan – It’s no mystery that “LiLo” (I hate how they do that first and last name crap) was arrested for being a cokehead. It’s just a nice picture to start off this list.
Michael Jackson – The King of Pop just couldn’t be satisfied in grabbing his own balls. He just had to grab someone else’s too; a tiny set of under-aged balls at that.
Bill Gates – Whoever said that the former President and CEO of Microsoft was the archetype of all geeks and nerd? This billionaire bad boy was locked up by the po-pos for DUI and driving without a license.
Hugh Grant – This “wanker” was both at the wrong place and the wrong time and was infinitesimally stupid. Despite being married to one of the hottest women who walks the Earth, Elizabeth Hurley, he still went around whoring in L.A. That’s what I call divine justice.
Lil kim – This nip slipping—or rather boob splaying– rapstar was arrested for possession of marijuana.
Nick Nolte – This ghastly mug shot was taken when the actor, who has definitely seen better days, was arrested for DUI.
Paris Hilton – Even in her mug shot she still looks hot! The former heiress, and nighshot goddess was cuffed and taken in due to suspicions of DUI.
Kid Rock – This trailer pimp turned transient rockstar was arrested for brawling at a bar.
Charles Barkley – Sir Charles sometimes lets his big mouth get the best of him. He was arrested a while back for disorderly conduct.
Mel Gibson – The notoriously anti-Semitist actor/director was arrested for DUI and cursing all Jews. That is one evil looking and scary ass racist!
James Brown – Probably among the most lurid mug shots in history; the “I Feel Good” singer was arrested for domestic violence when he allegedly shoved his wife to the ground during a heated argument.
Yasmine Bleeth – Looking at the picture, you don’t have to be a forensic investigator to know that someone had one too many hits for one night.
Macaulay Culkin – No, he wasn’t taken in for being grossly annoying in his movies. His arrest happened years later when the once wholesome child-star decided to choke on the bong.
Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man was arrested some years back for being under the influence of an unknown “stimulant.”
Paul Reubens – What do you expect to find in an adult theater? Of course you’re going to see grown men whacking off. So either Paul Reubens was just unlucky to get caught, or our beloved children’s television show host was set up.
George Carlin – Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, was arrested for saying “seven dirty words” on television during one of his most famous skits. Way to stick it to the man George!
Larry King – The king of talk has some skeletons in his closet. He was arrested for grand larceny.
Heather Locklear – The latest addition to our collection. Locklear was arrested for DUI and going haywire on a California highway.
David Bowie – The infamously bisexual rockstar was arrested for possession of marijuana.
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