Celebs with plastic surgery, EXPOSED

For those of us who sit in front of our television or a movie screen overflowing with envy while watching those famous beautiful people grace us with their inhumanly good looks and perfect physiques, rest assured that we can now feel a little bit better about ourselves. Though I’m not going to say that “everyone is special in their own way,” or any of that positive thinking stuff, but I am going to let everyone know that the reason why most of these celebrities look as good as they do is because of plastic surgery.

Even the most famous A-Listers today have gone under the knife at one time or another. So that definitely counts as cheating. Therefore, this leaves us with an opportunity to blame other things, rather than our parents for not making us perfect beings. We could say that, it’s because they have more money, and time, and less important things to do other than looking great. But keep in mind, that , today, some procedures are a lot more affordable.

Anyway, here’s a list of all the actresses *ahem* cheaters!:

Victoria Beckham:
Her face may still be pristine, but her breasts have definitely received an overhaul. She went from a training bra to Mr. Beckham’s fanta-C’s.

Ashlee Simpson:
The popstar apparently had a little work done to her nose. Moving from being a bad singer with a huge nose, now she’s just a bad singer. It’s too bad there’s no medical breakthrough yet for vocal cord augmentation.

Fergie:
It looks like this Fergilicious diva has undergone an osteotomy, or in other words, a nose job. It seems that a doctor broke her nose on purpose in order the make the thing smaller. Too bad she still looks like a man, but with a hot female body.

Winona Ryder:
If you haven’t noticed by now, it appears that celebrities are mostly concerned about their noses taking up all the space as they smile for a close up. Winona looked fine even without plastic surgery, but I guess she or her agents didn’t think so…poor thing.

Halle Berry:
Again, the nose. But out of all the celebs on this list, hers is the most unnoticeable–she could have used makeup to cover that up. I don’t know, it may have been the lighting. Rest assured, however, that the rest of her vainglorious bodice is all natural.

Marilyn Monroe:
Maybe the most questionable of the lot, the bombshell queen has reportedly gone through plastic surgery a number of times. I don’t know how they did it during the forties and fifties, but it must have primitive if compared to today’s standards.

Demi Moore:
Last but not least, the grandmother of all celebrities who has hired the help of a doctor to make them look gorgeous is none other than Demi Moore. Reports say that she has spent over $200,000 on plastic surgery alone–good lord! that’s a really nice car or a decent house already. However, judging from her nose, breasts, legs, and practically everything, I bet that $200,000 was merely a humble estimate.

July 23rd, 2008