Famous Hippies Who Do Well With The Ladies
If you smell like cheese, have long, pasty hair and a disgusting beard, just be in a band and you’ll be able to date a hot actress. Whether we hate to admit it, the hottest ladies of young Hollywood seem to be enthralled with Charlie Manson-looking modern day hippies. We’re not sure if it’s the beard that tickles them in the right spots, or just the over-all funky smell that remind them how much they loved the smell of garbage as a kid. Here are some bath-loathing famous hippies who do well with the ladies:
Cisco Adler. This mediocre musician dated Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad, Kimberly Stewart and of course, the one he cheated on: Mischa Barton. He was the former front man of the band Whitestarr. Kimberly Stewart even had “Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Cisco” tattooed across her thigh, which of course she had altered after their break-up. Is it just me or does he look like Otto, the rad school bus driver in The Simpsons? Complete your Simpsons DVD collection here
Danny Masterson. Aside from his redneck beard and looking like a French diplomat, there’s nothing much to loathe about this guy, he’s pretty much an icon for the kids who all watched That 70’s Show. He played the cynical, pot-smoking smart ass Hyde, and did some small movie roles. He now owns an Italian restaurant with Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderama and is happy in the arms of fellow hippie Bijou Phillips. He finds leisure in DJ-ing for some exclusive clubs in New York and LA.
Chris Robinson. Famously known in the paparazzi world as Kate Hudson’s ex-husband, the Black Crowes frontman surely has the ladies going wild for him. When they were still together, people often condemned Hudson for her poor choice of partner. Robinson divorced Kate Hudson in 2006, a year later, the divorce was settled granting him joint custody of their son Ryder Russel.
Adrian Grenier. This guy used to look hot, he even played an up and coming actor in the hit tv series Entourage. But after a few snaps of fame, he decided to go and get himself a homeless man make-over. He is dating Shia Le Beouf’s passenger when the actor crashed his car in LA.
Devendra Banhart. Devendra Banhart has to be the current godfather of hippie bastard hartthrobs. Not only does he date Natalie Portman (only the cutest and smartest girl in Hollywood), he made her agree to play as an octopus in his music video. His music is said to be an eclectic mix of psych folk and new weird america (whatever the hell that sounds). Banhart continues to cast spells on Natalie Portman up to this day.
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